Monday, October 12, 2009

Conversation Between Dog and Cat

Dog: AHHHHHHH! I can finally play!
Cat: AHHHHHHH! Get away. Get away.
The dog stops running, followed by the cat.
Dog: [panting] Hey Cat. What the fuck is your problem?
No response, just panting.
Dog: Do you really love yourself that much, that you can't share a second of your time with me?
Cat: Yes... Yes I do.