Sunday, July 24, 2011

the freshman's confession

I drink to avoid sober people. I drink, so that the made up conversations turn into a blur, so the night turns into a quick blur. Its like reading a boring article, sooner or later you start skimming through the pages. Like wise, I drink because I anticipate the dull night ahead. I predict the same conversation, chit- chat, and random banter, the how are yous, what college did you go to, what did you study, o you know that person too, so do i... Drinking, thus, helps me fast forward through all of that, and filters out the, 'yea we should definitely do that.'


[i am often asked, why I drink?
I normally respond, o for the taste. drinking vodka excites the taste receptors of my palate. I don't know, I cough a lot and drinking clears my throat and loosens up my tonsils. I like when my stomach is burning?]

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