it's like a blue berry was stabbed and gutted by captain crunch. He took his pirate sword, waved it over his head a few times, and screamed the war cry, 'Die you FUCKING blueberry!,' and thrusted it straight into the the apex while jumping off the side and tearing the skin all the way down. the blueberry pulp poured out like guts falling like a mud slide. Of course Captain Crunch died, but that's not the point of the story. In fact, it's not the beginning, but the end. Sorry.

You see, several years ago in 2011, some time in Jul,y Mr. Allen attempted suicide by jumping infront of Pastor Randly's car fully exposed, who was, at the time, fucking his wife. but fate has its quirky moments and as Mr. Allen pulled down his pants he had a stroke and fell into comma for 20 months. Though Mr. Allen was pretty much a dead vegetable, he was still capable of thinking- his mind was functional.

Prisons discipline their 'bad' prisoners in